Iceland has …
… really quite …
… beautiful mud.
Ah, for the writer who has it all, a dream month in East Iceland and all that Icelandic Light, when the weather breaks and it’s time for a dash to the sea in a Japanese car so small that it fits on half the width of an Icelandic gravel road but which is no good in snow or wind, what one needs is an early cup of coffee before heading through the narrow dark line cut through the drifts to the sea. This, my friends, is not what you might expect, and demonstrates some of the improvisation I have learned from Iceland in my time here. Let me lead you through the ritual of matins:
1. The Beans.
Only the Best that “Plus” has to Offer Will Do
The body is a spiritual vessel, remember. Spare no expense. $8 instead of $6. You must.
2. The Sacred Tools
Well, actually, it needs a diaper (Third drawer down. You’re welcome.), but it’s your choice: pour in 12 cups of water to get 4 cups of coffee… and where do you think the other water goes, hmmm? Your socks will find it.
3. The Choice of a Lifetime
Spiritual choices are not supposed to be easy. And look at that cup. What a tease.
4. The Choice
This is a variation on the Norwegian Coffee on the Back of a Canadian Stove in 1931 Method Perfected by My Grandmother, Who Was Only an Honorary Norwegian, But When You Were Starving You Were Starving, so You Look Like You Need a Cup of Coffee, Dear.
In the original method, a few drops of cold water settle the grounds and you are there! But, it proved to be rather lukewarm coffee, so… improvise!
5. Add the sacred Icelandic waters…
6. Do what Earth does when she spins wool and fate…
7. Attach A Fancy Fishing Net Kind of Device to the Other Coffee Pot…
8. Now for the Alchemy …
9. Now for Some Technological Suspense …
Is That All?
Wasn’t I promised Extra? Ah, you were, but look at the steam! That’s nice. Warm, like.
10. The Great Pour
No Starbucks Barrista Could Do This For You.
For this, you have to come to Skriðuklaustur, where every day your learning begins.
11. The Moment of Truth…